I cannot help obsessing over the "products" my old tennis club has in the locker room. Now, this is a nice club. First class in most ways. Cept when it comes to "products". Oh, we have some real goodies. Names from old time commercials you haven't seen in years. Skin Bracer after shave. Clubman special reserve. Lilac vegetal with "masculine fragrance".
Scope - handwritten in pen.
Vitalis hair tonic--- what is hair tonic?
Brylcream hair groom-- a little dab'll do ya.
I love the fancy tennis club.
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